Me : You are back! You are back!
She : Whoa! where's the fire?
Me : Fire? Where? Let's run!
She : No silly! Was just checking what's gotten your panties in a knot!
Me : My panties are in a knot? Where? That's embarrassing.... I wear panties?? Now THAT is embarrassing!
She : Just calm down. You don't wear panties. WHAT. HAPPENED.
Me : Oh that! Oh you are so not going to believe it! There was a monster in the house!
She : A monster?
Me : Yeah! It was all weird looking. Black and white and all that. And it kept making this weird noise. Scary as shit I tell you! But I didn't get scared! I was the brave one you always wanted me to be. I waited and waited and at the right minute pounced on that ferocious creature. I caught its neck between my teeth and flung it this way and that till it head broke apart in a loud crash of splinters. Then I made sure I tore its hands off. Just you know to be sure its was dead.
She : Girl you are by far way too imaginative!
Me : I know you would not believe me. I saved the dead body for you! A monster dead body!
(waits for what is coming)
She : You chewed my white GUCCI watch?
P.S.: True Story*
