Me : Good Morning! Wakey Wakey!
She : Five minutes baby...
Me : Five minutes up! wakey wakey!
She : Cannot be five minutes already...
Me : It was five minutes ten minutes ago! wakey wakey!
She : why must you be so energetic and chirpy in the morning?
Me :My bladder does not spill on to your shaggy rug when I do that! Why do you call it a shaggy rug anyway? No. Don't answer that.
She : Five minutes baby...
Me : Five minutes up! wakey wakey!
She : Cannot be five minutes already...
Me : It was five minutes ten minutes ago! wakey wakey!
She : why must you be so energetic and chirpy in the morning?
Me :My bladder does not spill on to your shaggy rug when I do that! Why do you call it a shaggy rug anyway? No. Don't answer that.
